20 Miraculous Ladybug Jokes
If you’re on the hunt for Hawk Moth, Ladybug or Cat jokes, then look no further! We’ve got what you need, but don’t forget - saving the world is no laughing matter!
Keeping it together and holding onto that game face when you’re being told jokes and also facing immediate Akumatization takes some practice - so check out these Miraculous Ladybug jokes and see if you can keep in those giggles! But if you’re not feeling that, why not check out some of these chuckle-worthy ant jokes!
Other than black, what is Cat Noir’s favourite colour?
Purr-ple!
Why does Hawk Moth fly?
It beats walking
What doesn’t Miraculous Ladybug play hide and seek?
They always get spotted
Why does Cat Noir get their way?
They’re very purr-suasive!
What is Hawk Moth’s favourite type of glasses?
Lampshades
Why did Ladybug stop eating greasy food?
They didn’t want any more spots
What did Chat Noir say when they tripped over?
Eiffel!
How does Ladybug always win?
Dunno, they just wing it!
Why can’t Gabriel Agreste hide?
Because good fashion always stands out!
What was wrong with Kagami’s apple?
It was too sharp!
How does Sancouer keep the Peacock Miraculous clean?
With a feather duster!
What is Ladybug’s favourite sport?
Cricket
Why doesn’t Kagami have a circular sword?
There’s no point!
How does Cat Noir hide their identity?
They stay off the mews
Hawk Moth’s newest helpers look like chips with wings.
They’re called French Flies!
What was Gabriel Agreste’s dangerous jacket called?
A blazer!
What do you need if you jump off the Eiffel tower?
A Paris-chute
What do you call a moth that likes darkness?
A Goth
What offer can you find in Paris’ supermarkets?
Buy one, Baguette one free
What is Miraculous Ladybug’s favourite car?
A Beetle