Mufasa Jokes
These Mufasa from The Lion King jokes will make you laugh like a hyena!
Mufasa’s is the Lion King…. Or at least he is for the start of the film. I wonder what happens. You won’t find any spoilers here. We’ll leave you to find out at the mane event (when you watch the film) after you’ve read these jokes! I hope your feline funny!
Why is Scar so scruffy?
Because the Disney artist coloured outside the lion!
What did Mufasa do on a canoe?
Used his roar!
Where does a lion sleep?
Anywhere it wants!
Did you see the Mufasa getting their haircut?
It was the mane event!
What do you call a lion at the North Pole?
Lost!
What do you call a man sharing a bath with a lion?
An ambulance!
What do you get when you cross Mufasa with a camel?
A chamelion!
What do you call a lion crossed with a leopard?
A dotted lion!
Mufasa ruined Christmas…
Turns out he had sandy claws for Christmas lunch!
What’s Mufasa’s favourite soccer player?
Lion-el Messi!
Why couldn't you trust Mufasa?
He was always lion!
If Mufasa is the king of the jungle...
They should call it a reignforest?
I asked Rick Astley if I could borrow a Disney Film….
He said " you can have the lion King but I'm never gonna give you up!"
When I was a kid I thought our pet looked like Timon from The Lion King…
Turns out he was a mere cat!
Do you want to know how I got these Scars?
Joker said as he showed Batman his Lion king figurine collection!
The Lion King is the best way that people from Millwall can see a group of Lions come together…Â
And win!
The Lion King has a lot of…Â
Simbalism!
Why couldn’t the Lion King outrun the wildebeests?
Because he didn't Mufasa!
I really like the Lion King…
The urge to sing one of the songs is just a whim away, a whim away awhim away
What did the Lion King tell Simba when he was walking too slow?
Mufasa!
