20 Funny SpongeBob SquarePants Jokes
Looking to absorb an ocean of jokes? Look no further! We have chum buckets full of them!
Are you ready for some knee-slapping funnies? AYE AYE CAPTAIN!
Dive into Beano's goofy collection of silly SpongeBob jokes.
Still Krabby? Take a swim around our fish, sea or shark jokes. Better yet, check out our legendary joke generator!
Why does Mr. Krabs never give to charity?
He's a shellfish penny pincher!
What's in Squidward's underpants?
Squid marks!
What does Squidward say after he tells a joke?
Just squidding!
Why did Spongebob blush?
He saw Bikini Bottom!
How do you make Squidward laugh?
Give him ten-tickles!
Why does Gary the snail never share his kibble?
He's shellfish!
What did Spongebob say to the Krabby Patty?
Pleased to eat you!
Why did Patrick take a shovel to the Krusty Krab?
Because Spongebob told him to dig in!
What kind of music does Patrick Star listen to?
Heavy rock!
What music does Sandy listen to when she's jellyfishing?
Something catchy!
Where does Mr Krabs keep his money?
In the river bank!
Where does Plankton go to make friends?
The chum bucket!
How can you tell Squidward and his sister are twins?
They're itenticle!
Why does Spongebob hate going to the beach?
Sandy cheeks!
Why did Patrick join the circus as a human (fish) cannon ball?
He wanted to be a shooting star!
Why does Partick always miss Spongebob?
Because he's not a round!
Why is Spongebob always far too hot?
Because all of his corners are 90 degrees!
Adele might set fire to rain...
But SpongeBob can make a campfire under water!
Why did Mr. Krabs buy so many clocks?
Because time is money!
How did Squidward feel about the eel in his clarinet?
He was shocked!
