20 Wallace & Gromit Jokes That Are Better than Wensleydale
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What are Wallace's favourite movies?
Cheesy ones!
What do you call cheese that belongs to Wallace?
Nacho cheese!
What's Gromit's favourite pizza topping?
Pup-eroni!
Why is Gromit such a bad dancer?
He has two left feet!
Where does Gromit never shop?
Flea markets!
Why did Gromit have to make a return at the clothes store?
Wallace got the Wrong Trousers!
How do you get in touch with Feathers McGraw?
Give him a wing!
What does a dyslexic Wallace wear on his head?
A cat flap!
Where does Feathers McGraw keep his stolen diamond?
In a snow bank!
How much does Wallace love Gromit?
To the moon and back!
How do you get in touch with Gromit?
Give him a bone!
What does Feathers McGraw eat for lunch?
Ice burgers!
Why did Wallace and Gromit open a bakery?
They kneaded the dough!
Why did Feathers McGraw cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
What does Wendolene use to clean her windows?
Windolene!
What does Gromit and a phone have in common?
They both have collar ID!
What's Wallace's favourite sport?
Grand Brie!
What happened when Wallace's cheese fridge broke?
There was a melt down!
What's black and white and goes round and round?
Feathers McGraw in a revolving door!
Why was Gromit so tired?
He'd had a ruff day!
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