20 Baking Jokes For Those Kneading Some LOLZ!
If you're a fan of baking and crumby jokes, here are some of the funniest jokes straight from the comedy oven!
Whisk up some laughter with our hilarious baking jokes! From crusty one-liners to dough-lightful puns, these giggle-worthy gags are perfect for budding bakers and cake-loving comedians. Whether you knead a laugh or just want to prove your sense of humour, these jokes are flour-lessly funny!
What did the baker say to their wife on Valentine's Day?
I loaf you, here is some flours!
Did you hear about the baker who didn't follow recipes?
They loved taking whisks!
What's a baker's favourite Oasis song?
Roll With It!
What did the tired baker say?
"I knead a holiday!"
How much did the baker earn?
They were paid at a flour-ly rate!
Did you hear about the rebellious baker?
They went against the grain!
Why did the baker laugh?
They made a cinnamon pun!
Why are bakers so secretive?
They work on a knead to know basis!
What does Santa use to bake cakes?
Elf-raising flour!
How do Bake Off contestant know their cakes are done?
Noel Fiel-DING!
What is a baker's favourite rap group?
The Yeastie Boys!
I will eat a musical instrument in a bap...
Drum roll, please!
I fell into a pile of French bread...
I was in a world of pain!
I didn't want a job at the bakery...
but I kneaded the dough!
What is it with bakers?
They've always got something to prove!
Which loaf is a famous Hollywood actor?
Bread Pitt!
Why did the bread hate the sunny weather?
It was too toasty!
Why did the bread always look bad in photos?
It was too grainy!
How do you say hello to German bread?
Gluten tag!
Did you hear about the baker who forgot his umbrella?
He got soaking wheat!
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