Blueberry Jokes
Are you in a jam? Feeling blue? Then come take a peek at these plump and juicy blueberry jokes and puns!
Steap aside strawberries and plums - blueberries are the funniest fruit out there, and that's a fact! Don't believe us? Just grab a handful of these nutritious fruit jokes! We've got gags about windy blueberries, flying blueberries - even berried treasure! So warm up those chuckle muscles and read on!
If you're looking for more jokes like this, take a look at these! We've got delicious brownie jokes, some healthier olive jokes, and - of course - these cracking burp jokes! Anyway, let's get back to blueberries!
What do you have if you pick 3.14 blueberries?
Blueberry pi!
My girlfriend was making breakfast while playing music and she asked if I liked Pearl Jam
No thanks, I prefer blueberry!
Why does fruit dislike being preserved?
The process is jarring!
Cherry pie in Jamaica - $4.25
Blueberry pie in Cuba - $3.50
Those are some of the pie-rates of the Caribbean!
Someone broke into my house and replaced all my stone fruit with blueberries
I am peachless!
What do you call research involving Eggs, blueberries and Polos?
An Eggs-Berry-Mint!
What do you call a blueberry that studies the night before a test?
A cram-berry!
What do you call a berry patch on a windy day?
Blewberries!
Why can't blueberry bagels fly?
Because then they would be plane bagels!
Whenever I make blueberry muffins, I make sure one muffin is just batter
I like to play Muffin Roulette!
I really like cooking blueberries with sugar
I know many people disagree with me. But that's my jam!
What do you call blueberries, raspberries and strawberries inside of a hidden chest?
Berried Treasure!
What do you get if you drink blueberry juice?
Bluetooth!
Blueberry bushes are one of the least productive plants
All their effort bear little fruit!
A blueberry laughed at a strawberry’s accent
That was berry rude of him!
What do you call a blueberry that doesn't tell the truth?
A Library!
A chemical in blueberries stimulates mental activity
Food for thought!
What did the blueberry say to the kiwi?
I love you berry much!
What was the ghost’s favourite pudding?
Boo-berry pie!
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry!
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