This is the Biggest Collection of Breakfast Jokes… Ever!
These funny breakfast jokes will really set you up for the day!
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This is the Biggest Collection of Breakfast Jokes... Ever!
Take a crack at these hilarious breakfast jokes, they're sure to wake up your funny bone!
What do polar bears have for breakfast?
Brrrrr-eakfast!
What can you never eat for breakfast?
Dinner!
Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?
One egg is un-oeuf!
What does a tightrope walker have in the mornings?
A balanced breakfast!
What does Salvador Dali have for breakfast?
Surreal!
What do dogs have for breakfast?
Pooched eggs!
What does a penguin have for breakfast?
Ice krispies!
Why did the restaurant keep firing pancake flippers?
They had a high turnover rate!
Why should you never have breakfast in bed?
Because you should have it on a plate!
What do cats have for breakfast?
Mice krispies!
Why did bacon and eggs get thrown out of the bar?
They didn't serve breakfast!
What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?
Synonym buns!
Never stay in a haunted French B&B...
It will give you the crepes!
What do crows have with their breakfast?
Caw-fee!
What do cows have for breakfast?
Moosli!
How does Reece eat her cereal?
Witherspoon!
Why was the coffee upset?
It got mugged!
What does a snowman have for breakfast?
Frosties!
What's scary and loves breakfast?
A cereal killer!
What does Peter Pan have for breakfast?
Pan cakes!
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