20 Burnt Food Jokes
Take a bite of these 20 extra-crispy burnt food jokes – they don’t look pretty but they’re still good, we promise!
Oh no! These jokes are for when you’ve incinerated your snack or blackened your breakfast! Because we can’t bring your lunch back, but we can help you laugh about it! So read on to find out why burnt food might be the funniest food! If you’re looking for some less ruined food jokes we have lots more – like these popcorn jokes, these kale jokes, or even these gluten free jokes!
Disclaimer: We in no way support burning your food!
Accidently burned dinner on the grill
Missteaks were made!
What do you call a zombified piece of burnt toast?
The un-bread!
Why don’t people eat toast with Jesus’ face burnt into it?
I bet it tastes divine!
Don’t cry over burnt toast
That would just make it soggy!
My kids said they wanted to hear my joke about burnt toast
I told them it was too dark!
A dermatologist was studying new remedies for itchy skin, but his lab burnt down…
Now he has to start from scratch!
Did you hear about the hipster that burnt her tongue?
She sipped her coffee before it was cool!
My doctor advised me against eating very burnt bread
I’m black toast intolerant!
What do you call a burnt submarine?
A toasted sub!
A local cartoonist’s bakery has burnt down
Police say that details are sketchy!
I went to 3 different chip shops and all the food was burnt!
Then I realized it’s Black Fryday!
Dad I burnt the restaurant down, am I in trouble?
“You arson!”
My friend burnt our steaks earlier.
They weren’t even well done, they were congratulations!
My dad’s bread factory burnt down
Now his business is toast!
I burnt 1200 calories yesterday!
Forgot to take the pizza out of the oven…
What do you call heavily burnt pasta?
Al Dante!
I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night…
I guess I should have put it on aloha setting!
What did the young pancake say to the old burnt pancake?
I don’t like your flip side!
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