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What sort of crisps do you find in the attic?
Knick Knacks!
Which crisps should you take on a hike?
Walkers!
What's a singer's favourite type of crisp?
Quavers!
What's Santa's favourite type of snack?
Crisp Pringles!
What's a crisp's favourite carol?
Pringle Bells!
What do you call friars who make crisps?
Chip monks!
Why did the bag of crisps go to the hospital?
It had a snacks-iddent!
What's a pilots favourite crisp flavour?
Plane!
What happened when the potato used the sunbed?
It got burned to a crisp!
What's the most expensive type of crisp?
A diamond chip!
What did the tortilla chip say to the cowboy?
'Cool ranch!'
Which king loves flavoured crisps?
Sultan vinegar!
Why do tortilla chips always beat crisps in an argument?
Because tortilla chips have a point!
What's the difference between British crisps and other crisps?
British crisps are Walkers, the others just Lays around!
What's delicious, orange, and can run really fast?
A cheetoh!
What's an astronaut's favourite crisp flavour?
Cheese and orion!
Why did the crisp do so badly in the marathon?
Because it was a walker!
What sort of cheese should you NOT dip crisps in?
Nacho cheese!
Which crisp is the most prepared?
Ready salted!
How much money can you make in a crisp factory?
Dunno, but you can make a packet!
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