20 Fresh Croissant Jokes
These croissant jokes are fresh out the oven! Check out these 20 funny croissant jokes that every pastry love kneads!
We've put together 20 of the most delicious croissant jokes around! Check out these fresh and funny croissant jokes and use them to butter up your mates! And if you liked these, how about some hilarious hot dog jokes! Or perhaps you're more in the mood for these cracking crisp jokes? We've even got these classic café jokes! And if you're still hungry for more giggles, we've got thousands more jokes on our main jokes hub!
What do you get if you cross French patisserie with an insect?
A croiss-ANT!
How do you buy French pastries?
With a croiss-cent!
What's the opposite of a croissant?
A cheerful uncle!
Why can't you rely on croissants?
They're so flaky!
Which pastry is the angriest?
The cross-ant!
What's like a croissant but it hurts?
A PAIN au chocolat!
Why are croissants never cold?
They always have lots of layers!
How do you get a croissant on side?
You butter it up!
Why was the croissant so tired?
It was way past his bread time!
What's Austrian and invaded France?
The croissant!
Why are croissants good for you?
They raise your dough-pain-ine levels!
What's the best number in French? Cent? Deux cent? Trois cent?
No! C'est croissant!
I just put my hair in a bun, but it wasn't very nice...
I think I'll try a croissant next time!
What do French websites use to track your info? Cookies?
No, croissants!
Why didn't the croissant want to go to the haunted house?
It gave him the crepes!
What do you call two croissants in love?
A-dough-rable!
How do you make pain au chocolat?
Always double choc the recipe!
Why are croissant jokes so good?
Dunno, but they never get mould!
Why did the croissant get a job?
It was looking for a crescent role!
Why did the croissant cross the road?
It kneaded to get to the bakery!
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