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Donut Jokes You Donut Want To Miss!

These donut jokes are delicious! Check out these 20 donut jokes and sprinkle some laughter through your day! Find out which ones are your faves!

It's time for some donut jokes that are a hole lot of laughs! Check out these 20 funny donut puns that run rings around other jokes! Who doesn't love a joke about the best dessert out there? Which ones are you favourite, and which ones do you think are just filling space? And if you liked these, how about some Ice-Cream Jokes? Or how about some Vegan Jokes that are definitely not cheesy! We've even got these Krunchy Kale Jokes! Still not enough? We've got hundreds more delicious food jokes on our main Jokes Hub!

Why was the doughnut sad?

It felt empty inside!

What's the best thing to put in a doughnut?

Your teeth!

How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?

Wi' jam in!

What did the tired doughnut baker say?

'I'm fed up of this hole thing!'

What's the healthiest part of a doughnut?

The middle!

Why did the doughnut go to the dentist?

To get a filling!

Why do golfers love doughnuts?

There's always a hole in one!

Why couldn't the teddy finish his doughnut?

He was already stuffed!

I really want to become a doughnut chef

But something is hole-ing me back!

What do you call a cute doughnut?

A-dough-able!

A Scottish man walks into a bakery and says 'Excuse me, is that a doughnut or a meringue?'

The baker says 'No, you're right, it's a doughnut!'

I hate jokes food with holes in it

I just dough not like them

Where can you buy doughnuts?

Hole Foods!

When do doughnuts make the best windows?

When they're double glazed!

What did the doughnut say to the trifle?

'Don't be jelly!'

What's a doughnut's favourite day of the week?

Fry-day!

Where was the first doughnut made?

In Greece!

Why do doughnuts, bagels and pretzels go to Disneyland?

It's fun for the hole family!

Why did the baker give up making doughnuts?

He wanted something with more dough!

What's worse than getting stung by a doughnut?

Bagel Bites!