20 Fridge Jokes That Are Super Cool
These jokes are super chill AND cool! Check out these funny fridge jokes and have a chilly chuckle!
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Why did the fridge run away from its wedding?
It got cold feet!
What do you get if you cross a car and a fridge?
A car-brrrr-ator!
What should you do if your fridge is running?
Catch it!
What do you call someone who makes lots of money selling fridges?
A fridge magnate!
Why did the man throw his fridge out of a window?
To see the butterfly!
What did the olive oil say to the fridge?
Close the door, I'm dressing!
What sort of music do fridges like?
Cool music!
What did the fridge say to the oven?
Chill out!
What do you call an encyclopaedia in a fridge?
Cold, hard facts!
How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge?
Footprints in the butter!
Why shouldn't you worry when your freezer stops working?
It's just water under the fridge!
What do fridges and freezers do when they're together?
They just chill!
I bought my friend a fridge for her birthday...
Her face lit up when she opened it!
I couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf of my fridge...
The steaks were too high!
Why shouldn't you put fungi in your fridge?
They take up too mushroom!
I need to stop eating leftovers out of the fridge...
But its really hard to go quit cold turkey!
Why is a mini fridge better than a normal fridge?
It's a little cooler!
Why shouldn't you put your fridge in the corner?
Because then it will be 90 degrees!
Why didn't the fridge graduate from university?
It works better with less degrees!
Who does the speeches when the fridge and the cooker get married?
The toaster!
