Hot Dog Jokes That Are Not The Wurst!
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Hot dog! These delicious jokes are far from the wurst -in fact, they're the best! We've put together the best hot dog jokes on the internet just for you! And if you're hungry for more, how about some crunchy crisp jokes? Or maybe you'd prefer these cafe jokes? You might even like these lol-worthy lunchbox jokes! And if that's STILL not enough, there's hundreds more jokes on our main jokes hub!
What makes hotdogs angry?
Getting roasted!
What do you call a movie about hotdogs?
An Oscar wiener!
What do you call a hot dog in winter?
A chili dog!
Why are hotdogs like wolves?
They tend to come in packs!
Why did the vegetarian hotdog cross the road?
To prove it wasn't chicken!
How do you make a hot dog stand?
Take away his chair!
Why are hotdogs slower than burgers?
They can never ketchup!
Have you ever been to a hotdog factory?
No, I never sausage a place!
Why don't people like German hotdogs?
They're the wurst!
How do hotdogs propose?
With an onion ring!
What happens when a hotdog races a burger?
The wiener takes it all!
How did the hotdog get a date?
He mustard up the courage to ask!
What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything!
I would never eat a hot dog
They're just offal!
How do you tell a hotdog to be quiet?
Hush puppy!
What do you call a rude hot dog?
A brat!
What do you get if you cross fast food and high fashion?
A haute dog!
What's a hotdog's favourite holiday?
Hallo-weenie!
What do you call an honest hot dog?
A frank furter!
How does Weenie-the-Pooh eat hot dogs?
With honey mustard!
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