20 Krunchy Kale Jokes
Need 20 cool kale jokes? Leaf it to us, we've got all the kale puns and jokes you need! Get your greens in with these krunchy kale jokes guaranteed to make you feel good!
Take a leaf out of our book and tell some cool kale jokes! We've put together 20 punny kale jokes to make sure you get enough fruit and veg in your joke diet! And if you liked this, how about some more veg jokes with this punny potato jokes? Or maybe you're ready for some terrific turnip jokes? We've also got these raucous raspberry jokes? And you can find hundreds more lols and laughs on our man jokes hub!
What do you call it when it's raining vegetables?
A kale storm!
What vegetable do rich people eat?
Ups-kale!
How do vegetables travel?
By kale-way!
Why did the kale go to the beach?
To get some vitamin sea!
What did the kale say to the celery?
Stop stalking me!
What do you get if you mix Carly Rae Jepson and vegetables?
Kale Me Maybe!
How do you weigh a vegetable?
Put it on the skales!
What do you call a story about a beautiful vegetable princess?
A fairy kale!
Have you heard about the movie about veg starring Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks?
You've Got Kale!
Why did the kale blush?
It saw the salad dressing!
Where does kale come from?
Kaledonia!
What did the kale say at the concert?
Lettuce rock!
Where do vegetables work?
In a kale centre!
What's green and lives in the sea?
Killer kale!
Why is kale so loyal?
It will never leaf!
What does a witch cook her vegetables in?
A kaledron!
Is it a good idea to pick a fight with kale?
No, just leaf it!
How did the kale go to space?
In a rocket ship!
What do you call a dance for Scottish vegetables?
A kaley!
How does kale hitch hike?
With a green thumb!
