15 Funny Knock Knock Doctor Jokes for Kids
There's nothing like a good punchline! Why not check out this hilarious mix of jokes?
Knock Knock and Doctor Doctor jokes are classic, they almost always get a laugh - or a least a sigh if they're really bad! Why not have a look at our carefully selected list of these jokes below! Not so into going to the doctors or knocking on doors? Why not try our dog jokes!? They're guaranteed to have you giggling! Let's go!
Who’s there? Hal. Hal who?Â
Hal will you know if you don’t open the door? Â
Knock knock! Who’s there? A herd. A herd who?Â
A herd you were home, so I came right over!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Gladys. Gladys who?
Gladys the weekend!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Adam. Adam who?
Knock knock! Who’s there? Abe. Abe who?Â
Abe CDEFJH...
Knock knock! Who's there? Says. Says who?
Says me, that's who!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Annie. Annie who?Â
Canoe come out and play with me?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gorilla. Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a hamburger, I’m hungry!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lena. Lena who?
Lena little closer and I’ll tell you!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Avenue. Avenue who?
Avenue told this joke before?
Knock knock! Who’s there? Winnie. Winnie who?
Winnie you going to open the door?
Knock knock! Who’s there? Yoda lady. Yoda lady who?
Good yodelling skills!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who?
Orange you going to answer the door?
Knock knock! Who’s there? Doris. Doris who?
Doris locked, that’s why I’m knocking
Knock knock! Who’s there? Cargo. Cargo who?
Car go beep beep, vroom vroom!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Candice. Candice who?
Candice door open, or what?
Knock knock! Who’s there? Beets. Beets who?
Beets me!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Atch. Atch who?
Bless you!
Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a sheep!
Oh no! That's baaaaaaaaaad!
Knock, knock, who's there? Noble
Noble who? No bell, that's why I'm knocking!
Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a vampire!
Hmmm, I can't cure that - necks please!
Knock, knock, who's there? Shore
Shore who? Shore hope you like cheesy jokes!
Doctor, Doctor, everyone thinks I'm a liar!
I can't believe that.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Sue!
Sue who? Sue-prise!
Doctor, doctor. I feel like a pack of cards!
I'll deal with you later!
Knock, knock, who's there? Abby!
Abby who? Abby birthday doc!
Doctor, Doctor! I've got wind!
Here's a kite!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter
Butter who? Butter let me in, I've got an appointment!
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I'm invisible!
Who said that?!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Goat
Goat who? Goat to the door to find out!
Doctor, Doctor, I keep hearing a ringing sound!
Then pick up the phone!
Knock, knock, who's there? Weekend
Weekend who? Weekend do whatever we want, doc!
Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a moth!
Get out of my light!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who?
Dishes the police, open up!
Knock, knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who?
Luke through the spy hole and find out!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Candice. Candice who?
Candice joke get any worse?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Anita. Anita who?
Anita wee so please let me in!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Cereal. Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ice cream. Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in the door!
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Scold. Scold who?
Scold outside, let me in!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Figs. Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s not working!
Knock, knock! Who's there? Tank. Tank who?
Hey, you’re welcome!
Knock Knock Who’s there? Eggs. Eggs who?
Eggs-cuse me, could you open the door?
Knock, knock! Who's there? Art. Art who?
R2D2
Knock, knock! Who's there? LEGO. LEGO who?
LEGO of the handle and let me in!
Knock, knock! Who's there? Alison. Alison who?
Alison Wonderland!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ash. Ash who?
Here’s a tissue!
Knock, knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who?
Orange you sick of all these knock knock jokes?!
Knock, knock! Who's there? Major. Major who?
Major day with this joke, haven't I?!
Knock, knock! Who's there? Stopwatch. Stopwatch who?
Stopwatcha doing and open the door!
Knock, knock! Who's there? Twit. Twit who?
Help, another owl!
Knock, knock! Who's there? Troy. Troy who?
Troy the bell next time!
Knock, knock! Who's there? Venice. Venice who?
Venice your mother coming home?
Knock, knock! Who's there? Ya. Ya who?
Wow, what a welcome!
Knock, knock! Who's there? Zany. Zany who?
Zany body home?!
Knock, knock! Who's there? Zoom. Zoom who?
Zoom did you expect?!
Knock, knock! Who's there? Radio. Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!
Knock, knock! Who's there? Howard. Howard who?
Howard you like to be stood out here?!
Knock, knock! Who's there? Hoo. Hoo who?
Mum, there's an owl at the door!
Knock, knock! Who's there? Frank. Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend!
Knock, knock! Who's there? Al. Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open the door!
Knock knock! Who's there? Harold. Harold who?
Harold Angels Sing!
Knock knock! Who's there? Holly. Holly who?
Holly-days are here again!
Knock knock! Who's there? Hanna. Hanna who?
Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
Knock, knock! Who's there? Snow. Snow who?
Snow business like show business!
Knock, knock! Who's there? You know. You know who?
Exactly! AVADA KEDAVRA!
Knock, knock! Who's there? To. To who?
Actually, it's to whom.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Theodore. Theodore who?
Theodore wasn't open, so I had to knock!
Knock, knock! Who's there? The interrupting cow. The interrupting…
[INTERRUPT THEM] MOOOO!!!
Knock, knock! Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
W-H-O!
Knock, knock! Who's there? Smellmop. Smellmop who?
Ew! No thanks!
Knock, knock! Who's there? Police. Police who?
Police hurry up, it's freezing out here!
Knock, knock! Who's there? Olive. Olive who?
Olive you!
Knock, knock! Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
No bell, that's why I knocked!
Knock, knock! Who's there? Nana. Nana who?
Nana your business!
Knock, knock! Who's there? Mikey. Mikey who?
Mikey won't open the door!
Knock, knock! Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who?
Wow! I didn't know you could yodel!
Knock, knock! Who's there? Aitch. Aitch who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock! Who's there? Al. Al who?
Al give you a tenner if you open the door!
Knock, knock! Who's there? Amos. Amos who?
A mosquito!
Knock, knock! Who's there? Cowsgo. Cowsgo who?
No, cows go moo!
Knock, knock! Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Euripides jeans, you pay for them!
Knock, knock! Who's there? Europe. Europe who?
No, you're a poo!
Knock, knock! Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who?
Bless you, do you need a hanky?
Knock, knock! Who's there? Hawaii. Hawaii who?
I'm fine, thanks for asking. How are you?
Knock, knock! Who's there? Carrot. Carrot who?
Do you carrot all about me?!
Knock, knock! Who's there? Boo. Boo who?
No need to cry, it's only a joke!
Knock, knock! Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who?
Never mind. It's pointless.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
