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Lunch Box Jokes That Are Packed With Laughs!

These lunch box jokes will leave you hungry for more! Check out these funny lunch box jokes and share them with your snacks to find out which ones you find funniest!

We've packed up 20 hilarious lunch box jokes just for you! Open them up and have a giggle at your favourites! And if you liked this, how about more food jokes here? How about these best blueberry jokes? Or maybe you're ready for some unbeetable turnip jokes! And if that's still not enough, we've got hundreds more here on our main jokes hub!

What do librarians like in their lunchboxes?

Piece and quiet!

What did the squid put in her lunchbox?

Ten tacos!

Who can fly and always spills the contents of his lunchbox?

Souper man!

Why didn't the moon open its lunchbox?

It was already full!

What do frogs put in their lunch boxes?

French flies!

What do whales put in their lunch boxes?

Fish and ships!

What do nuclear plant workers have in their lunch boxes?

Fission chips!

What do spies put in their lunch boxes?

Impasta!

What should you put in your lunchbox if you're trying to eat light?

A rainbow!

I put a Shepherd's pie my lunchbox

He wasn't happy about it!

What do Roman emperors put in their lunch boxes?

Caesar salad!

What did the llama say before his trip?

'Alpaca lunch!'

What do ducks keep in their lunchboxes?

Cheese and quackers!

What do computers keep in their lunchboxes?

A byte to eat!

What do wizards keep in their lunchboxes?

Sand witches!

What two things can you never have in your lunch box?

Breakfast and dinner!

Where do cows eat their lunch?

In the cow-feteria!

How do astronauts carry their food?

In a launch box!

What can you find in a snowman's lunch box?

Ice burgers!

What was in the mummy's lunchbox?

A wrap!