Oat Milk Jokes
These oat milk jokes are udderly brilliant! Check them out and see which oatily hilarious oat milk joke is your favourite one, and then share them with your friends!
Sit down with a cup of oat milk and enjoy these puns! We've put together 20 very silly jokes all about everyone's favourite dairy alternative! And if you liked these, how about some raisin jokes? Or maybe you'd prefer some blueberry jokes? We've even got these unbeetable turnip jokes! And for even more hilarious puns, check out hundreds more on our main jokes hub!
What does oat milk do for fun?
It goes on an oating!
What do sailors put in their coffee?
Boat milk!
What do you get if you mix milk and a weasel?
Stoat milk!
What's the difference between dairy free milk and cows milk?
They're oatily different!
What do medieval peasants put in their tea?
Groat milk!
Have you tried any dairy free milks?
They're oat of this world!
What do the French serve with coffee to warm it up?
'Oat' milk!
Why is an oat milk latte dairy free?
Because it's withoat milk!
My friend keeps trying to get me to use oat milk instead of cows milk
How dairy!
I hate oat milk
It's BARLEY milk at all!
What do you get if you take a 'g' away from goat milk?
Oat milk!
Why is oat milk so great?
It's the cream of the crop!
I tried replacing my oat milk with dairy milk once...
It was an udder disaster!
Why did the snake drink oat milk?
It was lack-toes intolerant!
Do you think oat milk is good because its dairy free?
No whey!
Why did the dairy milk have to leave?
It got oated out!
Why do most people prefer dairy milk?
Have you ever tried to milk an oat??
Why should you never put oat milk on your corn flakes?
You might become a cereal killer!
Why do suffragettes only drink oat milk?
Because they want oats for women!
What's an oat's favourite dance?
The milk shake!
