20 Amazing Olive Jokes & Puns!
Feeling pressed? These olive jokes are sure to make you smile, no matter how bitter things are!
If you want to add a kick of flavour to your dish, you're gonna need olives - and who knew they were also such a rich source of humour? These jokes will make you giggle even if you're hungry - breadsticks and olive oil are the perfect companion for these jokes! We've got loads more food jokes for you too - get to know the funny side of broccoli, cake, and Chinese food!
What did the olive say when it won the lottery?
“Olive my dreams just came true!”
Why are olives so good at Formula One?
They’re great at the pit stops!
What is an olive’s favourite spy film?
“Olive and Let Die”!
What is an olive’s favourite kind of music?
Pit pop!
What did the olive say to the cheese?
“We’re feta together!”
Why did the olive hate his rented flat?
It was the pits!
Why couldn’t the olive go on?
It ran out of juice!
What did the olive say after a difficult day at work?
“I’m feeling pressed!”
Why did the olive go to a book group?
He wanted to branch out a bit!
I have an olive oil joke…
But it’s way too refined for your taste!
How much olive oil does Snoop Dogg use to cook?
A drizzle!
I got banned from my local Italian restaurant for eating the breadsticks…
I ate olive them!
What did one olive say to the other at the party?
“Olive your dancing!”
Why was the Frenchman so sad when he lost his olive oil?
Because he lost the huile d’olive!
What do you call the world’s best diplomat?
Olive Branch!
Who is Rudolph’s fruity nemesis?
Olive, the other reindeer!
I’m not really a fan of olives…
But I just can’t brine myself to hate them!
What did the olive husband say to his olive wife?
“Olive you so much!”
Why did the olive go out with the prune?
Because he couldn’t find a date!
What did the policeman say at the scene of the salad crime?
“Lettuce review olive the facts!”
