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20 Pea Jokes That Will Really Pull Your Legume!

Hungry from a healthy dose of hilarity? These preposterous pea puns and one-liners are the freshest in the frozen aisle!

Mushy peas, marrowfat peas, green peas, petit pois - there are a lot of peas. But as anyone who's ever been to the International Pea Conference in Barnsley will tell you, the world of the pea-lover can get a bit serious from time to time. Which is why you need pea jokes... and fast!

But if you wan't some other fruit and veg laughs we've got those covered too - check out these potato jokes, these pineapple jokes, or even these coconut jokes!

But anyway... it's time to say goodbye, pea-related boredom! And say hello to the funniest list of pea jokes you never knew you needed!

What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

You can roast beef, but you can’t pea soup!

Why is a carrot orange and pointy?

Because if it was green and round, it would be a pea!

Did you hear about the pea that changed careers?

He went into a different field!

I hear the inventor of autocorrect has the flu

I home he gets wheel son!

Why did the pea sell his car?

The back seat didn’t have enough legume!

What’s the gardener’s favorite novel?

War and Peas!

Lots of peas work as spies

Espea-onage is very common!

Why don’t vegetarians eat peas as a side dish?

They can’t eat food with a pulse!

I lost some vegetables at dinner

I had an escape-pea!

I threw some peas into the sky…

Air pods!

Vegetable Jokes

Did you hear about the pea that got injured?

It had to wear a pod cast!

What did the pea say to the banana before going home?

Peas out!

What did the lentil say to the pea?

How you bean?

Beans were John Lennon's favourite vegetable

Until he decided to give peas a chance!

Why do vegetable lovers love practicing yoga regularly?

To find their inner peas!

What did one pea say to the other?

A pea birthday!

Did you hear about the artist who only painted peas in little cages?

He was a trapped peas artist!

I knocked over some vegetables in the supermarket the other day

I should really mind my peas and cue-cumbers!

What's a librarian's favourite vegetable?

Quiet peas!

What did the vegetarian beauty queen ask for?

World peas!