50 Pizza Jokes Which Are Sure To Deliver
Looking to top your day off with a little extra cheese? Look no further! Beano.com has some of the finest pizza jokes on the menu!
Whatever you think of pineapple chunks* you'll be sure to savour these deliciously funny pizza gags and puns! Once you've stuffed your face with these, why not have a taste of some of these banana jokes, egg jokes or maybe we can tempt you with some cheese jokes! Or maybe you've had enough cheese by now... But there's only one way to find out!
*Pineapple on pizza is legit by the way. Sorry not sorry
What tops a plain pizza?
Nothing!
Why didn’t the famous pizza want to go out?
There were a lot of pepper-azzi!
How does a baby pizza look?
A-dough-rable!
Where did the pharaoh order pizza?
Pizza Tut!
Did you know pizzas are secretive?
They only share things on a knead-to-know basis!
Why do people think making lasagna is difficult?
It’s a pizza cake!
Why didn’t the restaurant finish making the take-out pizza order?
They ran out of thyme!
What is a pizza’s favourite movie?
Pie Hard!
Why do restaurants put pizza in square boxes?
Because they don’t cut corners!
Why did the man cut his pizza with a smartphone?
It’s cutting edge technology!
What does an anteater like on its pizza?
Ant-chovies!
Did you hear about the pizza place on the moon?
Great pizza, but no atmosphere!
What type of person doesn’t like pizza?
A weir-dough!
What do you call a sleeping pizza?
Pizzzzzzzzzzzzzzza!
Why did the hipster burn his mouth while eating his pizza?
He ate it before it was cool!
What does a pizza wear to smell good?
Calzogne!
Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties?
Because he’s such a fungi!
I haven't made my mind up about pizza
On the upside, it has some great toppings. On the downside, it doesn’t!
Wood fired pizza?
How’s pizza gonna get a job now?
What are you if can’t decide what kind of pizza to get?
IndeSLICEsive!
How does the yogi order a pizza slice?
Make me one with everything!
What's Doctor Strange's favourite pizza?
Sorcerer’s Supreme!
A pizza had a bad dream...
It was a night marinara!
Why does nobody laugh at jokes about the average pizza?
They’re always too cheesy!
What did the volcano say at dinner time?
I'd really lava pizza right now!
What’s a dog’s favourite kind of pizza?
Pug-eroni!
Where do pepperonis go on holiday?
The Leaning Tower of Pizza!
How did the loaf of bread ask the pizza out on a date?
With a bunch of flours!
What is a dad's favourite type of pizza?
Papa John's!
What is the difference between a freshly made pizza and a hungry jungle tiger?
One tastes delicious to you and you taste delicious to one!
What do you call a fake pizza?
A pepperphony pizza!
I burned 2,000 calories today...
I fell asleep with a pizza in the oven!
What shoes do pizzas wear?
Yeastys!
What did the person say after eating a frozen pizza?
Well, that wasn't very well thawed out!
What do you call a sleepy Dad getting pizza for his kids?
Papa Yawns!
What's the difference between a bad pizza joke and a good one?
The delivery!
What do you call a pit stop that sells crabs and pizza?
A crust station!
My local pizza place is struggling to stay afloat...
They really knead the dough!
Why was the Hawaiian pizza burnt?
Because it should have been on aloha temperature!
What's the difference between a pizza and pizza jokes?
My pizza jokes can't be topped!
What did the pepperoni say to the chef?
You wanna pizza me?!
Waiter, will my pizza be long?
No, it will be round!
Why did the pizza go into business?
He wanted to make some dough!
What do you call a sleeping pizza?
A piZZZZZa!
What does an aardvark like on its pizza?
Ant-chovies!
How do you fix a broken pizza?
With tomato paste!
What does Dr Who eat with their pizza?
Dalek bread!
How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza?
Deep pan, crisp and even!
Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy!
What's a dog’s favourite kind of pizza?
Pup-eroni!
