20 Punny Pomegranate Jokes!
You think these pomegranate jokes are funny… Juice you wait until the punchline!
Pomegranates have a reputation for being bitter – well, there’s nothing bitter about these hilarious pomegranate-based jokes and puns! In fact, they’re pretty pome-GREAT! If you need more hilarious fruit-based jokes, then orange you glad we have loads? Get ready to have a laugh at oranges, apples and watermelons!
Why did the pomegranate quit his job at the juice factory?
He just couldn’t concentrate!
Why are pomegranates so inspirational?
They’ll keep trying until they suc-seed!
What do you call an elderly pomegranate?
Pome-grandad!
What did the pomegranate say to the banana?
“You’re very apeeling!”
Why didn’t the pomegranate take the shortcut through the alleyway?
It looked a bit seedy!
What do you call a pomegranate with a sense of humour?
A pun-egranate!
Why should you always try and rescue a pomegranate in danger?
It can be your good seed for the day!
What do you call a fruit-based weapon?
A bomb-egranate!
What did the pomegranate say in church?
“Please be seeded!”
What is a stonemason’s favourite fruit?
Pome-granite!
I just tried pomegranate for the first time…
I have to say, it ex-seeded my expectations!
How did the pomegranate feel after a good night’s sleep?
Pome-GREAT!
What is a pomegranate’s favourite Beatles song?
“All You Seed Is Love!”
What is a pomegranate’s favourite Monty Python song?
“Always Look On The Bright Seed Of Life!”
Why did the pomegranate become juice?
He was pressured into it!
Why did the pomegranate and the melon get married in a church?
Because they cantaloupe!
What do you call a lying pomegranate?
De-seedful!
What did one fruit say to another in an argument?
“Don’t take me for pomegranate!”
What is a cheerleader’s favourite fruit?
Pompom-egranate!
Why is pomegranate a stone fruit?
The clue is in the name – pome-granite!
