20 Soy-tisfying Tofu Jokes!
These vegan-friendly jokes are healthy AND delicious โ but most important of all, hilarious!
These jokes are fresh, braised and cooked to perfection with plenty of seasoning! Get ready to giggle at every vegetarianโs best friend โ tofu! And if you need more healthy laughs afterwards, check out more of our jokes! Weโve got jokes about smoothies, oats and almonds, ready to eat!
Why shouldnโt you make jokes about tofu?
Theyโre tasteless!
Why was the teenage tofu so rebellious?
He just wasnโt braised right!
How did the tofu know his way around the city so well?
He had a Mapo it!
What do you call farm animals who love tofu?
Agadasheep!
Why was the patient so happy when his doctor prescribed tofu?
He had bean curd!
How does Spanish tofu introduce itself?
โSoy beans!โ
What does Cher say to vegans?
โI Got Tofu, Babe!โ
What is a tofuโs favourite chat-up line?
โYou look soy fine!โ
How did the vegan quit smoking?
He went cold tofu!
What do you call vegan foot-based martial arts?
Toe-fu!
Whatโs a good name for a tofu hot dog brand?
Not Dog!
What is tofuโs favourite drink?
Soy-da!
How should you cook tofu?
First make sure itโs the right tempeh-rature!
โDoctor doctor, I just canโt get my tofu to taste right! Will I ever be a chef?โ
โWell, donโt let it stand in your whey!โ
Why did the man give up eating tofu?
It just wasnโt meating his expectations!
Why are tofu jokes blasphemous?
Theyโre a work of seitan!
What do you call a tofu post-punk band?
Soy Division!
I canโt wait to try this tofu dishโฆ
Iโm beyond ex-soy-ted!
Why did the tofu cross the road?
To prove it wasnโt chicken!
Iโve finally come to the realisation that tofu is overratedโฆ
Itโs just a curd to me!