20 Vegan Jokes That Aren't Cheesy At All!
These vegan-themed jokes are fresh, healthy, and perfectly seasoned! Get ready for some truly wholesome laughs!
These vegan jokes are part of a healthy and balanced diet - but no matter what you like to eat, you're going to love them! And if you need more food-based fun in your life, don't worry, because we've got it! How about some lunch box jokes? Or chef jokes? We've even got some kale jokes!
Why don’t vegans eat chicken?
Because they contain eggs!
What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer
A vegan is disgusted by a rack of lamb. A computer programmer is disgusted by a lack of RAM!
Did you hear about the vegan who refused to put vinyl flooring in her house?
She heard there was laminate!
I asked my vegan friend for a ride the other day….
He doesn’t avocado!
What do you call a vegan post-punk band?
Soy Division!
What do you call a very strict vegan?
Lactose intolerant!
My girlfriend really changed after she became vegan…
It was like I’d never seen herbivore!
Did you hear about the vegan house that caught fire?
Everything melted but the cheese!
How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two – one to change it, and the other to check the label for animal by-products!
Vegan 1: “Hey, try this sushi, it’s plant based!”
Vegan 2: “I don’t know, it seems fishy…”
Vegan 1: “Did you hear about this vegan protein powder? It’s made from chickpeas!”
Vegan 2: “Wow, no whey!”
Why was the vegan software developer fired?
She refused to kill bugs!
Why are vegans so nice?
They’ve got no beef!
A vegan once said to me that people who sell meat are gross…
I said people who sell vegetables are grocer!
Why did the vegan cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
My rabbit is a vegan but he’s a bit of a hypocrite…
He has a fur coat he’s always wearing!
I’m not a vegan because I love animals…
I’m a vegan because I hate plants!
What’s the hardest part of going vegan?
Getting up at 4am to milk the almonds!
Why don’t most people go vegan?
They don’t carrot all!
What does a vegan zombie eat?
GRAAAAIIINS!
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