20 Almond Jokes and Puns That are Nut Funny!
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I love almond milk
It's unlike any udder milk!
What do you call a female Almond?
Michelle!
Why didn't the almond go to the ballet?
It was scared of the Nutcracker!
Can you keep a secret about an almond?
I walnut tell a soul!
Why was the almond mad at his friends?
They roasted him!
What do you call an almond at the beach?
Sea-salted!
Why was the almond bad at hide and seek?
It kept pecan!
What did the motivational almond say?
'Do nut give up!'
What do almonds eat at barbeques?
A-corn on the cob!
What do you call an almond in space?
An astro-nut!
What did the almond say to the Brazil nut?
'Cashew later!'
How does an almond get online?
It uses the inter-nut!
What do you call a Spanish almond?
Almundo!
What do you call an almond who loves board games?
A chess-nut!
What do you call a chilled out almond?
C-almond collected!
What do almonds use for money?
Cash-ews!
What happens if you make an almond nervous?
It cracks!
What happens if you're rude to an almond?
It will feel unsalted!
Are you ready for this almond flavoured joke?
Amaretti? You bet!
I find it very hard to get dates...
Almonds though, that's easy!
