Axe Jokes That Aren't Hack!
These axe jokes won't grind you down! In face, they're a cut above the rest! So settle back and enjoy 20 of the best axe puns the internet has to offer!
These axe jokes really make the cut! They're funny, punny and axeceptionally clever! And if you liked this and want more silly jokes, how about some really raucous raccoon jokes? Or perhaps you're more in the mood for some more axes, in which case can we suggest these League of Legend jokes? And you can't go wrong with some classic dad jokes! And if that's STILL not enough, despair not! We've got so many more lols on our main jokes hub!
Why shouldn't you make a blacksmith angry?
He'll always have an axe to grind!
Where do lumberjacks buy their axes?
At the chopping mall!
What happens if you get hit in the head with an axe?
A splitting headache!
What did the knight say when he dropped his weapon?
'It was an axe-ident!'
What do you call it when a medieval weapon holds the door open for you?
A random axe of kindness!
What do Anne Boleyn and a hungry dog have in common?
They're both getting the chop!
What did Henry VIII call his lead executor?
His head axecutive!
Did you hear about the lumber jack who lost his job?
He got the axe!
Did you hear about the lumberjack who quit?
He just couldn't hack it!
What makes axes so intelligent?
Dunno, they're just very cleaver!
Why was the mountaineer unhappy with his climbing equipment?
It was an anti-climb-axe!
I found an axe in my computer today...
I think someone hacked it!
What does a lumberjack do with an egg?
Hatchet!
Why did two lumberjacks make up?
They wanted to bury the hatchet!
Did you hear about the tv show about Anne Boleyn and Catherine Howard?
It got axed!
Why did the lumberjack quit?
He couldn't get a handle on the job!
Why are axes so good for gardening?
They're cutting-hedge technology!
I don't like axe jokes
They aren't big, and they aren't cleaver!
What did Henry VIII say to his executioner?
Chop chop!
What deodorant do lumberjacks wear?
Axe!
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