20 Bagpipe Jokes That Aren't Just Hot Air
Looking to laugh out loud? Very, very loud? Then have a wheeze on these braw-some bagpipe jokes!
What's funny, full of gas and noticeable from a mile away? It could be some sort of annoying wind instrument - or it could be this list of 20 hilarious bagpipe jokes! So pucker up those cheeks and get ready to laugh into a sheepskin - it's bagpipe time!
Looking for some other ridiculous musical instrument jokes? We've got the lot! From these viola jokes to these drumming jokes, to these classical music jokes! Jokes for everyone!
Ok - back to the bagpipes!
My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning!
Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes!
Why do bagpipers always walk while playing the bagpipes?
They're trying to get away from all the noise!
Why do they play bagpipes at funerals?
Because no living person wants to hear them!
Why shouldn’t you run with bagpipes?
You could put your aye out!
No, why should you REALLY not run with bagpipes?
It could get ya kilt!
A true gentleman is one who knows how to play the bagpipes
But doesn't!
What's the difference between an onion and a set of bagpipes?
No one cries when a set of bagpipes is cut up!
My friend starting hearing bagpipes in the back of his head
I think he has Scotsophrenia!
When someone tells a guitarist joke, people laugh
When someone tells a bagpipe joke, people nod in agreement!
What is the best way to tune a bagpipe?
With a Pitchfork!
What is an arrogant bagpiper’s favourite snack?
Braggis!
My neighbours love my 3am bagpipe practice
They even throw rocks through my window so they can hear it better!
A bagpipe player, a banjo player and an accordion player all walk into a bar…
Everybody leaves!
What’s the difference between beginner and expert bagpipers?
Nothing!
My dog is like a bagpipe
When I sit on her she makes a loud noise!
I don’t understand my boyfriend. First he says, “Yes, fine, have a tattoo!”
And now he’s moaning about all the bagpipers in the garden!
What do you call a Scottish bagpiper who’s lost his dog?
Douglas!
What is a bagpiper’s favorite side order?
Gaelic Bread!
What do you call a French boy who can play the bagpipes?
A oui lad!
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