20 Bronze Age Jokes That Are Really Metal!
We've forged 20 very punny Bronze Age jokes to make you laugh at all things ancient history! Check out these Bronze Age jokes and dig up your fave!
These Bronze Age jokes are anything but ancient history! There the very best puns all about this cool time period! And if you liked this, how about checking out these funny Roman jokes! Or how about these silly Shakespeare puns? You might even enjoy digging into these archaeology jokes? And if you need even more laughs, we've got hundreds right here at our main jokes hub!
When were police invented?
In the Copper Age!
Why is it called the Bronze Age?
It was the third best age in history!
Why was everything so creased in the Bronze Age?
The Iron Age Hadn't Happened Yet!
Bronze Age Jokes are so old..
They're almost prehistoric!
What sort of music did people listen to in the Bronze Age?
Metal!
Between the Stone Age and the Bronze Age there was the Copper Age...
That's when people really knew how to conduct themselves!
I entered a competition to make jokes about the Bronze Age...
I came third!
What did the Copper Age Man say to the Bronze Age Man?
'CU later!'
What do you call musicians at Stonehenge?
A rock band!
What do you get if you mix Happy Days and ancient history?
The Fonz age!
What do you call a Bronze Age grave full of chariots?
A wheelbarrow!
Why do archaeologists like the Bronze Age so much?
Dunno - they just dig it!
What do you get if you mix ancient history and basketball?
LeBron's Age!
What age were people the most tanned?
The Bronze Age!
I found some Bronze Age treasure...
But I'm going to hoard it to myself!
Where did Bronze Age people eat?
Pizza Hut!
What did one Bronze Age helmet say to the other?
'I'll stay here, you go on a head!'
Some people don't think Ancient Egypt was part of the Bronze Age
They're in de-nile!
What happened underwater a long time ago?
The Prawns Age!
I've got a joke about Bronze Age weapons...
It will leave you in stitches!
