20 Broom Jokes That Will Sweep You Away!
Try these clean and tidy broom jokes - they won't make you fall a-sweep!
No sweeping statements here - these broom jokes are hilarious! Get ready for some good clean laughs, because these are just broomazing! And if you need more domestic jokes, we've got you covered! How about some house jokes? Or some air fryer jokes? Or maybe some lightbulb jokes?
Why did the broomstick yawn?
Because it was sweepy!
Did you hear about the man who was attacked by a broom?
It was a brush with death!
I don’t get much use out of my broom…
It’s just gathering dust!
Why are brooms so boring?
They’ll put you to sweep!
What sound does a witch’s car make?
“Broom, broom!”
My friend keeps insisting all brooms are the same…
Man, I hate sweeping generalisations!
How much do the brooms in Harry Potter cost?
About a quid each!
Why did the witch stay at a hotel?
She heard they had great broom service!
How did the broom find a girlfriend?
He swept her off her feet!
What happened when the angry witch tried to fly on her broom?
She flew off the handle!
I saw a film about the man who invented brooms…
It really swept me away!
What happens when a witch breaks the sound barrier?
You hear a sonic broom!
Why are brooms bad at explaining things?
They tend to make sweeping statements!
The invention of the shovel was truly groundbreaking…
But the invention of the broom swept the nation!
What do you call two witches who share a haunted house?
Broommates!
Why do witches use brooms to fly?
Because vacuum cleaner cords don’t extend that far!
What did the mummy broom say to the baby broom?
“It’s time to go to sweep!”
How warm is a witch’s house?
Broom temperature!
Why was the broom late for school?
It over swept!
How does a witch play music?
On her broom box!
