20 Brilliant Bruce Wayne Jokes!
These Batman-adjacent Bruce Wayne jokes are totally dark and mysterious - and hilarious!
Everyone knows Batman, but only a trusted few know he's Bruce Wayne! If you've already read our Batman jokes, don't worry - Bruce Wayne is just as funny! You won't find anything bat-ter, we promise! Try some of our other superhero jokes when you're done - have a laugh with Wonder Woman, Catwoman, and Robin!
What does Bruce Wayne say when he gets out of bed?
“The Dark Knight Rises!”
Who’s the better businessman, Bruce Wayne or Clark Kent?
Well, have you ever heard of a Batmarket?!
Why did Bruce Wayne stop fighting crime?
It was the Bane of his life!
What type of tea does Bruce Wayne drink?
Vigilan-tea!
What did Bruce Wayne call his French restaurant?
The Creped Crusader!
Why is Bruce Wayne so good at poker?
He always gets the Joker!
How many Bruce Waynes does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. He likes it dark!
What is Bruce Wayne’s favourite drink?
Fruit PUNCH!
Why does Bruce Wayne insist on going second in chess?
Because he likes to play the Dark Knight!
What is Bruce Wayne’s favourite fruit?
Bananananananananananana!
Why does Bruce Wayne like Hawaiian pizza?
Because it Got-ham!
Why did Bruce Wayne’s photos turn out so badly?
He forgot to invite Flash!
What did Bruce Wayne bring to the party?
Just ice!
Where does Bruce Wayne keep his fish?
In the bat-tub!
What was Bruce Wayne's favourite food when he was a kid?
Alpha-bat-i Spaghetti!
What happens when Bruce Wayne forgets to pay the electricity bills?
A Dark Night!
What did baby Bruce Wayne have over his cot?
A Bat Mobile!
What does Bruce Wayne use to wash his hair?
Conditioner Gordon!
What would Bruce Wayne do if he wasn’t rich?
He would be Robin!
What was Bruce Wayne’s nickname when he was a kid?
Lil Wayne!
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