20 Safety Compliant Building Site Jokes!
We're building up to some fantastic punchlines in these construction site jokes! Make sure you're wearing a hard hat!
Good news - these building site jokes have some seriously solid foundations! Pick up a hammer and get going with these health-and-safety approved jokes! And you'll be wanting more jokes when you're done, so check out the rest of the site! Why not try some engineering jokes? Or some scaffolding jokes? Or maybe you'd prefer some pottery jokes!
Do you want to hear a joke about building sites?
Hold on – I’m working on it!
Why are building sites great places to make new friends?
They have such solid foundations!
What building site job are dogs great at?
Roofing!
Did you hear about the building site at Big Ben?
They’re working around the clock!
Why did the drill operator quit his job at the building site?
It was boring!
What do you hear if you take off a builder’s helmet and hold it to your ear?
The OSHA!
Which band is played the most on building sites?
The Carpenters!
My best friend drives a steamroller on building sites…
He’s such a flatterer!
Did you hear about the builder who had to quit when he couldn’t hold up scaffolding?
He handed in his too-weak notice!
Why was the builder acquitted on a robbery charge?
There was no concrete evidence!
What do nervous builders do?
Bite their nails!
Why should you be wary of building site job offers in Egypt?
They often turn out to be pyramid schemes!
I’m working on a construction joke…
I have to really build up the punchline!
Which country has the best building sites?
U-Crane!
I was gonna tell a joke about carpenters on the building site…
But I wasn’t sure it wood work!
Why are carpenters so good at their jobs?
They really nail it every time!
Why are building site parties so good?
They really raise the roof!
How many safety inspectors does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five – one to change it, and four to hold the ladder!
Why do steelworkers love working onsite together?
It's riveting!
Why are nosy roofers so bad on building sites?
They’re always eavesdropping!
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