20 Bus Driver Jokes You Can Get Onboard With!
These bus driver jokes are a wheely good laugh! So hop on and check out our funny bus driver puns - which ones do you like the most?
Come along for the ride with these funny bus puns! Take a break from your day and check out our jokes all about bus drivers -we promise they're not exhausting! And if you liked these, how about some car jokes? Or maybe you'd like some tyre jokes? We've even got these brilliant cycling jokes! And if you're still in the mood for more laughs, check out hundreds more jokes about all sorts of things on our main jokes hub!
Why did the bus driver in the jungle stop?
He saw the zebra crossing!
What did the bus driver say to the rabbit?
Hop on board!
What's sort of bus does a deep sea fish drive?
An octobus!
What do bus drivers put in their sandwiches?
Traffic jam!
Who works on an electric bus?
The conductor!
Why do bus drivers eat so many herbs?
To be on thyme!
Why did the bus driver quit?
He got tyred!
Why are bus drivers so cultural?
They're well travelled!
Why did the bus driver quit?
The job was driving him crazy!
Why was the bus driver so good at his job?
He always went the extra mile!
What's so great about bus ticket inspectors?
I don't know, but you've really got to hand it to them!
Why did the bus driver quit?
He got exhausted!
Why did the bus driver blush?
He saw the traffic light changing!
How good are bus drivers?
Wheely good!
What do you call a bus with a lovely driver?
A joy ride!
Which Toy Story character drives a bus?
Bus Lightyear!
What sort of vehicle do bees drive?
A buzz!
Do you know any good bus driver puns?
No, but the service is a joke!
Why is it stressful being a bus driver?
People are always talking behind your back!
Why don't bus drivers ever get tired?
They're always breaking!
