20 Wheely Funny Bus Jokes!
Ding ding! This stop for some hilarious bus jokes - you'll be wheeling with laughter at these!
Getting the bus isn't always a barrel of laughs - but luckily, these bus jokes are! So step up, pay your fare and find a comfy seat - you're about to transported to Laughtertown! And stay around for some more jokes - we've got corkers about irons, motorbikes, and trains!
How do you get Pikachu on a bus?
Poke-'em-on!
“Does the bus stop by the river?”
“If it doesn’t, there’ll be a very big splash!”
How do bees travel?
By buzz!
Which bus crossed the ocean?
Colum-bus!
Did you hear about the Transport Minister who was obsessed with green fuels?
He wanted all the buses to run on thyme!
What happens when you run in front of a bus?
You get tired!
What happens when you run behind a bus?
You get exhausted!
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
"Hop on!"
Bus ticket inspectors…
You’ve just gotta hand it to them!
Is it a good idea to hop on a bus?
No, you should just sit like everyone else!
I didn’t like being a bus driver…
I was convinced everyone was talking behind my back!
I always go the extra mile at work…
That’s why I lost my job as a bus conductor!
At which end of the bus is it better to get off?
Doesn’t matter, both ends stop!
What will you find on an electric bus?
A conductor!
What is yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus!
Do buses run on time?
Nope, they use diesel!
What’s the difference between a cold and a bus driver?
A bus driver knows the stops, while a cold stops the nose!
I couldn’t get my kettle to work this morning…
So I took the bus instead!
Why did the bus stop?
Because it saw the zebra crossing!
How do you catch a bus?
By thinking like a bus!
