Muffin Compares To These 20 Cheesecake Jokes!
These cheesecake jokes are sure to hit the sweet spot! Read on for some lip-smackingly funny patisserrie puns!
These 20 hilarious cheesecake jokes aren't just cheesy! If you have a hunger for some super-sweet cake jokes then you're in the right place! Grab a slice of hilarity with these deliciously daft cheesecake jokes and puns!
And if you don't have a sweet tooth don't worry - we have lots more gags where this came from! Check out these milk jokes, these cookie jokes, or even these popcorn jokes!
Ok - back to the pudding puns!
While driving to work today, I saw a huge cheesecake. There were no cars
...The road was strangely desserted!
What do you call a vegan cheesecake?
Cake!
Hear about the French Cheesecake Factory that exploded?
De Brie was everywhere!
A slice of cheesecake joined the army, but then ran away
They are wanted for dessertion!
You know what they say about New York Cheesecake?
If you can bake it there, you can bake it anywhere!
Why didn't the physicist like her cheesecake?
Because the quark had a strange flavour!
What do mice eat on their birthdays?
Cheesecake!
A man just threw a cheesecake at me!
How dairy!
I was wondering why nobody puts cottage cheese on cheesecakes
But it just a-curd to me!
A cake walks into a bar
Barman: Gateau-t!
I said “I love you” to a cheesecake
It burst into tiers!
What type of cheesecake is always late to the party?
Chocolate!
Why couldn’t the duck make a cheesecake?
He couldn’t quack the eggs!
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his cheesecake?
Cause he was stuffed!
What animal is best at making cheesecakes?
Mascaponies!
I don’t like fermented cheesecakes, but I don’t know why
Something about them is just off-pudding!
What do you call a rodent that steals your cheesecakes?
A Pie-rat!
What do you get if you cross a cheesecake with an ape?
A Meringutan!
I just made an upside down cake…
It was a cheesecake, but I tripped over the dog!
Today I’m making a cheesecake covered in biscuit pieces
It’ll be difficult because I’ve never been covered in biscuit pieces before!
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