20 Concrete Jokes That Are Totally Solid!
These concrete jokes are for HARDENED pun lovers only! We've put together the best concrete jokes in the business to help you build your joke repertoire!
These concrete jokes are a solid foundation for anyone looking to improve their jokes! We've carefully constructed these 20 concrete jokes for you to share with your pals! And if you liked these, how about some builder jokes to raise the roof? Or for more building based puns, we've also got a whole load of knock knock jokes! Or maybe you're in the mood for some brilliant bus driver jokes? Still in need of more funnies? We've got hundreds more jokes on our main jokes hub!
I've discovered a new way to cut concrete paving
It's a ground breaking discovery!
What's the difference between concrete and pavement?
Eh, it's a grey area!
I got fired from my job finishing concrete
I can't even!
I want to go into building construction...
But I'd need a concrete reason!
What do beavers say when they swim into concrete walls?
Dam!
How do you start a concrete race?
Ready...set!
What do you call a graveyard made of concrete?
A cement-ary!
What happened when the escaped convict fell in fresh cement?
He became a hardened criminal!
Why should you use speakers made of concrete?
To get a solid sound!
I like my concrete friend, but she's quite stubborn...
She's very set in her ways!
What do you call a woodland animal covered in concrete?
A badger set!
I have a feeling someone's been stealing paving stones...
But I need concrete proof!
Oh, you're a fan of Brutalist architecture?
Give me three concrete examples!
Why did the gangster get a concrete suit made?
He wanted to be a real hard case
What's the hardest thing about skateboarding?
The concrete!
I left my job working with concrete...
It just got too hard!
I've stopped making paving stones out of concrete and started making them out of Victoria sponge
It's a total cakewalk!
I broke up with my builder boyfriend
We didn't seem to be on solid ground!
A man walks into a bar with a slab of concrete under his arm and says
'One for me, and one for the road!'
I fell face first into fresh concrete the other day...
I think I made a good impression!
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