20 Countryside Jokes & Puns
If you love the countryside, then check out our crop of hilarious jokes... harvested just for you!
These countryside jokes are in a field of their own. It's true, that's why they've got their own page on Beano.com! Check out these funny field-based gags, and then head to our jokes hub for even more laughs!
What do you call a cow resting on a wall?
Lean beef!
What ballet do pigs enjoy watching?
Swine Lake!
Why did the farmer bury his money in a field?
He wanted to make his soil rich!
What is a scarecrow’s favourite fruit?
Straw-berries!
Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?
Because they were out standing in their field!
What do you call a horse that lives next door?
A neigh-bour!
What did old ram tell the kids around the campfire?
Spooky goat stories!
What farm animal keeps the best time?
A watch dog!
Who tells the funniest jokes on the farm?
The comedi-hen!
Where do cows eat lunch?Â
In the calf-eteria!
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm?
Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!
What kind of bread does a horse eat?Â
Thorough-bread!
What has ears but cannot hear?Â
Corn!
Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It turned into a field!
Where do horses go when they’re poorly?Â
The horse-pital!
Why should you never tell a sheepdog a joke?
They've herd them all!
What did the duck say when they’d finished shopping?Â
Put it on my bill, please!
A farmer started making yachts to sell in his barn…
Sails are going through the roof!
What do you get if you cross rabbits and termites?Â
Bugs bunnies!
I tried to navigate the farmer’s field…
But it was a maize!
