20 Data Jokes To Programme a Smile On Your Face!
These data jokes will input joy into your data-day life!
What do you think of when you hear the word "data"? Is it the stuff that lets you download memes on your phone, or maybe you're a bit of a computer programming whiz? There are a lot of kinds of data, and - good news - they're all hilarious! Let us tickle your funny bone with some data jokes and puns - the output will be laughter!
Want more jokes? We've got jokes on like, every subject ever! Why not have a laugh about UNO, snigger about sisters, and crack up about K-Pop!
I have a joke about data mining…
But you probably won't dig it!
I checked my phone after my trip to Italy and it said I spent DCXII pounds…
Looks like I left it on Data Roman!
A database walks into a pub…
He joins two tables!
What did the underpaid data scientist say?
"I need arrays!"
Why should you take a data scientist to the jungle with you?
They can take care of Python problems!
Which country’s bees can store the most data?
U.S.Bees!
What did the data say when it was drowning?
"I'm syncing!"
What do you call data that floats?
The cloud!
Data science is 80% preparing data…
And 20% complaining about preparing data!
Why couldn’t the restaurant owners open a new data centre?
They couldn’t get enough servers!
How do data scientists eat their food?
In megabytes!
How do you mine for data?
By quarrying a database!
What does a baby computer call his father?
Data!
Where do computers keep their money?
In a data bank!
How much data can be stored in a glacier?
A frostbite!
What’s a ghost’s favourite data type?
Boolean!
Did you hear the joke about the statistician?
Probably!
What do you get when you cross a pirate with a data scientist?
Someone who specialises in Rrrr!
There are ten kinds of people in the world…
Those who understand binary and those who don’t!
Which way did the programmer go?
Data way!
