Delicious Gingerbread Man Jokes!
Feeling festive? These fiery gingerbread jokes will make you giggle!
Get ready to nibble on these fantastically fiery gingerbread man jokes! Run, run, run as fast as you can, you might not be able to catch up with all the laughs here! Check out the rest of our jokes too - why not go for some scone jokes, or some air-fryer jokes?
Why did the gingerbread man go to the dentist?
He had gingervitis!
Why did the gingerbread man join the army?
He wanted to be a tough cookie!
What is the most dangerous type of biscuit?
A Ninjabread man!
Why don’t gingerbread men make good spies?
They crumble under pressure!
What do you call a gingerbread man who can swim?
A gingerbread man-atee!
What is a gingerbread man’s favourite band?
The Spice Girls!
What do you call an unidentified gingerbread man?
John Dough!
How did the gingerbread man treat his sore foot?
By icing it!
Why do we have gingerbread men but not gingerbread women?
It’s the pastryarchy!
What do you call a gingerbread man’s sunglasses?
Eye candy!
Why couldn’t the gingerbread man start an online bakery?
He wouldn’t allow cookies!
What do you call a gingerbread man who goes to university?
A real smart cookie!
What did the gingerbread man say when he had to drop out of college?
“I don’t think I’m cut out for this!”
How does a gingerbread man get into his house?
With cook-keys!
What is a gingerbread man’s favourite drink?
Ginger beer!
Why do basketball players love gingerbread men?
Because they can dunk them!
What do gingerbread men sleep on?
Baking sheets!
Why did the gingerbread man call in sick to work?
Because he felt crumby!
How do gingerbread men keep their coats closed?
With ginger snaps!
What do gingerbread men use when they break their legs?
Candy canes!
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