20 Simply Sensational Dr. Seuss Jokes!
These Dr. Seuss jokes may not rhyme, but they'll have to laughing in no time!
Where wil you read these Dr. Seuss jokes? In a plane, on a train, on a boat, in a moat? It doesn't matter - you'll love them! Get ready for a laugh, because it WON'T be by half! And check out the rest of our Dr. Seuss stuff when you're done - test your general Dr. Seuss knowledge, or learn some fun facts!
I once saw a picture of children’s book author Theodore Seuss Geisel…
It had clearly been Doctored!
What do you call someone who watches you take a test while you wear a vest?
Proctor Seuss!
How did Dr. Seuss get home after the party?
He took a Who-ber!
What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars?
The Cat in the AT-AT!
How fast does the Grinch’s sled go?
Max speed!
What’s black, white and red all over?
The Cat in the Hat!
Why doesn’t the Grinch like knock-knock jokes?
Because it’s always Whos there!
What do you call a magician in a Dr. Seuss book?
Who-dini!
What does the Cat in the Hat wear to bed?
Paw-jamas!
What did Dr. Seuss order at the seafood restaurant?
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish!
Why is the Grinch such a good gardener?
He has a green thumb!
Which US city did Dr. Seuss live in?
Who-ston!
Did you hear about the robber who broke into a daycare and took all the Dr. Seuss books?
It was a nursery crime!
What did the Lorax say when the tree fell on him?
“I’m stumped!”
Man: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Dr Seuss: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I’ve not been told.
Where do the Star-Bellied Sneetches go when they’re sick?
To Dr. Seuss!
What is Dr. Seuss’s favourite band?
The Who!
What do you call a Dr. Seuss character with a medical degree?
Dr. Who!
What do you get when you cross Dr. Seuss with George Michael?
Green eggs and WHAM!
Did you hear that Dr. Seuss’s mother was a physiotherapist?
Her name was Ma Seuss!
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