20 Elon Musk Jokes That Will Really Sink In
These Elon jokes are an absolute MUSK! Check them out and see which joke about the world's most fascinating billionaire makes you laugh the most!
Elon wishes he was as funny as these jokes! Don't worry Mr. Musk, we've got 20 jokes all about Elon and his empire to make you giggle. Liked this? What about some cringey dad jokes to make you squirm with embarrassment? Or how about some classic one liners? You might enjoy these intelligent IT jokes! And you can find hundreds more silly jokes right here on our main jokes hub!
What’s got antlers and runs Tesla?
Elon Moose!
What do you call a guy who run’s Twitter and has no super powers?
X-Man!
What do you call an elephant that runs Tesla?
Elon Tusk!
What do you call a billionaire covered in mud?
Elon Muck!
What do you call a billionaire who plays music in the streets for change?
Elon Busk!
What do you call a billionaire who only comes out at nightfall?
Elon Dusk!
What do you call a perfume created by a billionaire?
Elon's Musk!
What do you call a billionaire who has lots of online pals?
An X friend!
What happens when a billionaire gets stretched?
He gets Elon-gated!
What do you call a billionaire who should be in jail?
Felon Musk!
I thought I saw a billionaire just now…
I Musk be mistaken!
Why did Elon Musk clean his house?
He wanted to get rid of the Grimes!
What do you call a billionaire sitting by himself?
Alone Musk!
What does Elon Musk do when he sees a spaceman?
He parks in it, man!
What is Elon Musk’s favourite chocolate?
A Mars bar!
What does Elon Musk celebrate at Christmas?
X-Mas!
What own a car company and only appears at Christmas?
Noel Musk!
Which billionaire must have the craziest ideas?
Elon Must!
What’s juicy and runs a car company?
Melon Musk!
What do you call a billionaire who’s run out of money?
Elon Bust!
