20 Embroidery Jokes That'll Have You In Stitches
These hilarious embroidery jokes are sew good! Check 'em out for some seriously crafty rib ticklers!
Love embroidery? Then you'll be sure to have a hoot at these thigh-slappingly funny embroidery jokes and puns! We've got jokes about needles, cloth - even different stitches! So read on needlework fans! We've got all the gags you need!
For some slightly less arts and crafty jokes, we've got these tofu jokes, these wind jokes, and these hip-hop jokes! So... jokes about pretty much everything, then!
Happy to stick with embroidery? Wise choice. Let's get started then!
So I told my friend a joke about embroidery the other day…
And the punchline had him in stitches!
I'm trying to think of an embroidery pun but I'm really struggling
I needle the help I can get!
A tailor had his eyes replaced with embroidery thread…
So now he has fiber optics!
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Embroidery!
I'm having a lot of difficulty with my embroidery
Oops, wrong thread!
Embroidery without needles...
Is just pointless!
I told my doctor I feel like an embroidery pattern, but they ignored me
I’ve never felt so stabbed in the back!
Mom: I don’t think you know what it means to thread a needle through cloth
Child: Yeah. Sew?
The sword swallower went to a sewing store to buy embroidery needles
He was on a diet!
Christmas trees are terrible at embroidery
They always drop their needles!
I hired a hitman to clean up my embroidery
He has been tying up all the loose ends!
What did Captain Picard say when the Enterprise's embroidery machine broke?
Make it sew!
Just sued my mum for sending me a blanket made by her and her embroidery club
Quilty by Association!
So, you don't trust my embroidery skills?
Fine. Suture self!
How would you describe your embroidery skills?
Sew sew!
The comments in the online embroidery forum are fascinating
So many threads!
Should you tie or stitch your loose ends?
Maybe sew maybe knot!
The Bayeux Tapestry is not accurate historically
The whole story has been embroidered. Some say it was a stitch-up!
What’s an embroiderer’s favourite treasure?
Pearl!
What’s an athlete’s favourite type of embroidery?
Running stitch!
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