20 Fence Jokes For You To Repost!
You won't be sat on the fence when it comes to these 20 fence gags and puns! Click here and find out for yourself!
These 20 hilarious fence posts are more than borderline funny! Find out whether grass is really funnier on the other side of the fence with these rib-tickling fence jokes! For more unexpected LOLs make sure you check out some of our other joke pages - we have lots! From these badger jokes to these lunchbox jokes and even these bagpipe jokes - we've got you covered!
Now, lets take a peek over these 20 funny fence gags! Let's go!
My Dad was really proud of the chicken fence he put up for the chicken run
It was impeckable!
What time is it when a cow sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
I walked into an electric fence
And the result was shocking!
Why do they put fences around cemeteries?
People are dying to get in!
What did one fence say to the other fence?
I like your stile!
How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?
Howdy Neigh - Brr!
How do you steal from a fence?
You picket's pockets!
Two morons are sitting on a fence. The big one fell off, why didn't the other?
He was a little more on!
Software architects should never design high security fences
They’re likely to make them highly scalable!
How big is the average fence?
Around a yard!
My friend found a deer stuck in a fence. It took him 3 hours, but he rescued it
He’ll do anything for a buck!
Jokes about fences...
Are borderline funny!
Why are Nintendo players afraid of the fence?
Because it stops animal crossing!
There's something I love about electric fences
But I can't put my finger on it!
What goes around and around a haunted house?
A fence!
My wife says adults shouldn't pretend the lawn is lava
But I'm on the fence!
Why shouldn't you be rude to a jockey?
In case they take a fence!
What do you call a pineapple in a fenced off area?
Pineapple pen!
What type of wall saves a goal?
A D-fence!
You know what often gets overlooked?
Garden fences!
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