20 Hilarious Hip-Hop Jokes!
These rhyme-heavy jokes will have you singing with laughter!
If you love hip-hop, we've got the jokes for you! Laugh yourself silly with these jokes - they don't miss a single beat! Try some of our other musical jokes too - have some classical jokes, some drummer jokes, and some trumpet jokes!
I told my wife I thought Jay-Z was the best hip-hop musician of all time…
She said, “That’s Ludacris!”
Why do fishermen make such good hip-hop artists?
Their lines are great, and their hooks are even better!
What does Willy Wonka bring to a rap battle?
Candy bars!
What is a sloth’s favourite hip-hop star?
Lay-Z!
What is a hip-hop star’s favourite toy?
A yoyo!
Why did the teenage hip-hop artist do a whole album about soap?
So the lyrics would be clean!
What does a hip-hop star like in his drinks?
Ice ice baby!
What does a hip-hop star do at the gym?
A Lil Pump!
What do hip-hop artists add to their coffee?
Tupac of sugar!
What do hip-hop artists and vegans have in common?
Fake beef!
What do say about a hip-hop star who stole a dictionary?
He's got a way with words!
What do you call a hip-hop star who smells amazing?
Post Cologne!
Why did the hip-hop musician go to M&S Simply Food?
He heard they had fresh beets!
Why are organic farmers such good hip-hop artists?
They make such good beets!
What is a chiropractor’s favourite kind of music?
Hip-hop!
What was Albert Einstein’s hip-hop alias?
MC Squared!
Dr Dre may not be a real doctor…
But he’s done a lot of hip-hoperations!
What do frogs and rabbits have in common?
They both love hip-hop!
My rap name is DJ Green Onion…
But my friends call me Rapscallion!
What do you call a hip hop song that samples Queen?
Bohemian Rap City!
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