24 Carat Gold Jokes
A! U! Check out these very funny jokes and decide which ones are a real treasure, and which should be buried where no one can see them! It's 20 great gold jokes!
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Gold walks into a bar and the barman says...
'Au! You want a drink?'
How old is gold?
Coin-age!
Which month is golden?
Au-gust!
Why should you never interrupt a gold prospector?
He's just mining his own business!
Why didn't the prospector feel well?
He had gold fever!
What sort of pub do you find in a mine?
A gold bar!
Why should you never date a prospector?
They're all gold diggers!
What do you call a dinosaur who doesn't own any gold?
A dinosr!
What sort of jewellery do rabbits wear?
24 carrot!
I've got medals for being the best thief in the world!
I took gold, silver and bronze!
How do you make gold soup?
Put 24 carrots in it!
I'm not sure if I should buy silver or gold...
It's an either ore situation!
I pulled a muscle digging for gold...
Don't worry, it was only a miner injury!
Why shouldn't you take gold you find at the end of a rainbow?
It's probably a LepreCON!
Where can you find the Gold Coast?
In Au-stralia!
Why do rock stars wear so much gold?
Because it's pretty metal!
Why don't Leprechaun's like Fools Gold?
Because it's a Sham Rock!
How do pirates check if their gold is real?
They bit-coin!
What do you call gold you throw in a wishing well?
Money well spent!
What kind of music do gold nuggets listen to?
Heavy metal!
