20 Goth Jokes To Warm Your Cold, Black Heart
Looking for some dark and heavy goth puns and one-liners? These 20 goth jokes are so funny they'll crack your face paint!
Being a goth isn't just about looking moody and decorating your things with black feathers and bits of metal. Although that is quite a big part of it. Being a goth is also great fun! Don't believe us? Just have a read through these rib-tickling goth gags!
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Looking for something a bit lighter? Take a look at these pencil jokes, these recycling jokes, or even these engineering jokes! Jokes for everyone! Ok, let's get back to the goth stuff!
How do goths drink their coffee?
With Meshuggah!
What do you call a goth who writes Death Metal music?
A Decomposer!
What’s the difference between venom and poison?
One is goth metal, the other glam…
What's a goth’s blood made of?
Emoglobin!
Who was asked to direct a gothic horror about a tree falling down?
Tiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmbbbbbbbbbuuuuuurrrrrrrton!
My daughter got kicked out of school for wearing black clothes and make-up
I don't get it, she just goth there!
Why should you never pick on a pig dressed all in black?
Because Batman is sworn to protect Goth Ham!
What do you call a wide goth?
A girth!
Where do goths get their super strength?
Lots of heavy music!
Did you hear about the Goth computer security specialist?
He was hackin' in a coffin!
Why do history teachers love the Roman Empire so much?
Because they hate vandals and goths!
Why do moths like the light?
Because if they liked the dark they’d be goths!
What music do vegan goths listen to?
Soy division!
Emos and goths should wear more gold
It's pretty metal!
Did you hear about the goth kid who was bad at spelling?
He sold his soul to Santa!
Which ancient tribe fought the Romans and lives in space?
The Astrogoths!
Which tribe were too depressed to fight the Romans?
The Visigoths!
What do you call a moth that likes darkness?
A Goth!
What do you call a goth symbol?
An emo-ji!
Customer: “How much for the goth cucumber?"
Clerk: “That’s a cactus."
