20 Hairdresser Jokes That Will Have You Dying With Laughter!
You'll be curled up from laughing at these hilariously hairdressery gags! What can we say - they're to dye for!
Going to the hairdresser isn't always a barrel of laughs, but luckily these hairdresser jokes are! Only the finest jokes and puns made the cut, so don't worry - we only SHAVE the best ones for you! Don't forget to check out our other jokes - we have so many! Try these exhaustingly funny bus jokes, or these medical jokes to tickle your funny bone!
Why did the woman drop out of hairdressing school?
She just didn’t make the cut!
What do you call a terrible hairdresser who is also too expensive?
A rip-off!
I can’t decide if I want to be a hairdresser or a novelist…
I could flip a coin – heads or tales?!
I have a hairdresser joke...
But I'll shave it for another time!
Did you hear about the hairdresser who accidentally swallowed some hair colouring?
She dyed!
There are a lot of good things about having a mum who’s a hairdresser…
Getting my hair dyed at home, that’s a personal highlight!
What kind of party do hairdressers love to throw?
A barber-cue!
My hairdresser gave me a terrible haircut…
...but I think it's starting to grow on me!
Hairdesser: Would you like a haircut?
Boy: No, I’d like them all cut at once!
Why wouldn’t the hairdresser cut hair any longer?
Because she could only cut it shorter!
What do you call a hairdresser who’s also a warrior?
Conan the Barberian!
What do hairdressers and thieves have in common?
They both cut locks!
Who is every hairdresser’s favourite singer?
Harry Styles!
What do you call a dog who is also a hairdresser?
A shampoodle!
A Geordie walked into a hairdresser and said, “I’d like a perm, please.”
The hairdresser said: “I wandered lonely as a cloud…”
Why are hairdressers bad friends?
Because they always talk behind your back!
How did the hairdresser win the race?
She took a short cut!
What do you call a good hairdresser?
A shear delight!
How does the man in the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it!
Why should you always watch football at the hairdressers?
Because the highlights are better!
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