Sink Your Claws Into These 20 Hello Kitty Jokes!
She's everyone's favourite cat character! These 20 paw-some Hello Kitty jokes will have you coughing up furballs! (In a good way)
Hello Kitty is the world's favourite Sanrio character and possibly the cutest cat to ever own an umbrella and bow-tie! She's also pretty funny too - as these 20 hilarious Hello Kitty jokes prove! Don't believe us? Well read on and see for yourself!
And if Hello Kitty humour isn't your thing, we've got loads more where this came from! Take a look at these bagpipe jokes, these magnet jokes, and even these autocorrect jokes! We've got jokes about pretty much every topic - all the time! Phew!
Ok, time for some Hello Kitty LOLs!
What do you call Hello Kitty farting?
Puss and toots!
I just dropped my Hello Kitty phone in the sink and it’s broken!
It was the worst case scenario!
Hello Kitty is a theoretical physicist
She sees everything as strings!
Did you hear Hello Kitty was found guilty of murder?
She got nine life sentences!
Hello Kitty accidentally ate human food last night
Don’t ask meow!
Hello Kitty loves stormy weather…
When it rains, it purrs!
Hello Kitty is constantly being mistaken for a dolphin
Poor puss!
What do you get when you crossbreed Hello Kitty with a duck?
A platypuss!
What do you call it when Hello Kitty wins a dog show?
A Cat-Has-Trophy!
Where will Hello Kitty go when she dies?
Purrgatory!
Hello Kitty begins typing an annoyed work message:
“Purr my last email…”
I just gave Hello Kitty some 7UP
Now she's got 16 lives!
How does Hello Kitty like her steak cooked?
Raaaaawr!
What’s the difference between a Hello Kitty and a comma?
Hello Kitty has claws at the end of paws and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause!
What do you call a Japanese cat character with a gun?
Kitty kitty bang bang!
Why did Hello Kitty buy a classic car?
Because she had a fifth-life crisis!
What do you call Hello Kitty without a tail?
Hello Kittv!
What is Hello Kitty’s Communist uncle called?
Chairman Meow!
What is Hello Kitty’s sick cousin’s name?
Bron-Kittys!
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