20 Freshly Picked Herb Jokes and Puns!
These perfectly thymed jokes are kind of a big dill!
We're cooking up something delicious - the best herb jokes and puns you'll ever eat (with a few spices peppered in, of course)! They've been picked fresh just for you - you'll be laughing in no thyme! Check out our other hilarious herbivore-friendly jokes when you're done - have a laugh at leeks, lettuce, and tomatoes!
Why did the chef add extra parsley to the soup?
He was making up for lost thyme!
What is the most popular herb in East Asia?
Koreander!
Where did the herb garden go on holiday?
Bazil!
Why couldn’t the pepper go out to play with his friends?
Because he was grounded!
What’s the goofiest herb?
Sillyantro!
I bought some herbs last month and I still haven’t paid for them…
I hope they don’t send the bay leafs round!
Why is growing herbs surprisingly profitable?
Because thyme is money!
I’d tell you more about herbs and fish…
But this isn’t the thyme or the plaice!
Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
Why shouldn’t you throw your herbs away?
It's a total waste of thyme!
“You spend so long organising your herbs in alphabetical order… how do you find the time?”
“Easy, it’s next to the sage!”
What did the chef say when she saw that her order of herbs had shipped?
“Looks like my thyme has come!”
What’s the best herb to give to your crush?
A bae leaf!
How do herbs wish each other a merry Christmas?
“Season’s Greetings!”
I changed the labels on my mum’s herb jars…
She hasn’t noticed yet, but the thyme is cumin!
If you’ve ever spent a long time trying to figure out how to attach herbs and spices to your belt…
You’re probably waisting thyme!
What is the best way to cool a hot soup?
Add chilly pepper!
I have a lot of herb jokes…
But they’re not very oreganal!
They FINALLY published my book on herbs…
It’s about thyme!
My family always roll their eyes whenever I make a herb pun…
I don’t know what their dill is!
