20 Hot Weather Jokes That'll Work Up A Sweat!
These scorching summer jokes are sizzlingly funny! Don't believe us? Grab an ice cream and find out for yourself!
These extra-hot weather jokes are funny enough to cook eggs on! Whether you prefer to spend summer soaking up some rays on the beach, or inside sat on top of a bucket of ice - these roasting hot weather puns and one-liners will have your back! Looking for more meterological mirth? Check out these storm jokes, these rain jokes, or even these cloud jokes!
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90 degrees is pretty hot for most people
But for mathematicians, it's just right!
Why is hot friendlier than cold?
Because heat waves but cold snaps!
I just bought a new hat with a built-in fan for hot weather
It really blows my mind!
What’s faster, heat or cold?
Heat, because you can catch a cold!
What do you call rabbits who hate hot weather?
Hot cross bunnies!
Why do bananas use sunscreen?
So they don't peel!
What do you call a librarian with sunburn?
Well red!
What’s the worst kind of tea on a hot day?
Humidity!
What do you call a poodle during a heatwave?
A hot dog!
It’s so hot today…
I tried to watch Frozen and it played Aquaman!
What’s the hottest letter in the alphabet?
B, because it makes oil, boil!
What’s the best letter to have on a hot day?
Iced T!
What do cats eat in hot weather?
Mice cream!
What do you call ice cream in a heatwave?
Cream!
What do pandas use in the heat?
Bear conditioning!
What does the ocean give in the summer?
A heatwave!
What’s the hottest day of the week?
SUNday!
What did the pig say on the hottest day of the year?
"I'm bacon!"
What do toads drink on a hot day?
Ice cold croak-a-cola!
Why don’t celebrities have to worry about the heat?
Because they have a lot of fans!
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