20 Key Jokes That'll Open Doors!
Unlock some LOLs with these hilarious key jokes! If you're looking for laughs we've got the world's greatest gags all about keys! Check them out!
Keys - they're very important, but we don't usually think about them. Until they're lost! But when you look a bit closer, you'll find that keys are actually pretty funny. Don't believe us? Just read on and check out these ridiculously funny key jokes and puns! Wahoo!
If these key gags aren't your favourite don't worry - we've got loads more! Take a peek at these oat jokes, these leaf jokes, or even these classic dad jokes! Cor! Spoiled for choice!
OK, back to keys!
I lost my house key shaped like a bottle opener
Now I worry about someone breaking in and opening all my drinks!
If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly
Because communication is key!
Someone keyed the music teacher’s car
Fortunately, the damage seems to B minor!
In what key do ghosts play the piano?
In the spoo-key!
What sort of key do you use to open a banana?
A mon-key!
There are 3 keys to make a good joke
CTRL, C and V!
What’s the key to a good mailman joke?
The delivery!
A thief took my Microsoft Office license key
I'll come and get you thief! You have my Word!
What key has legs and can't open a door?
A Turkey!
They say repetition is the key to success
They say repetition is the key to success!
I smashed up my keyboard and couldnt find the last key
I lost Ctrl!
As a musician, I hate the key of E minor
It gives me the E-B-G-Bs!
Why did the Escape key want to leave?
Because it was repressed!
Where did the music teacher leave her keys?
In the piano!
Chewbacca locked the keys in the Millennium Falcon...
It was a Wookie mistake!
Why do fish always sing off key?
Because you can't tuna fish!
I made a smoothie by blending a bunch of F5 keys together…
It was really refreshing!
How do you know when a jazz singer is at your door?
They can’t find the key and they don’t know when to come in!
How does a gingerbread man get into his house?
With cook-keys!
Why did Ariana Grande keep banging her head on the piano keys?
She was playing by ear!
