These Heir-larious King Jokes Reign Supreme!
Grab your golden hats and furry dressing gowns - these right-royal rib ticklers are fit for a King!
Are you looking for some puns fit for the palace? Or some new jokes to tell your jester? Then you are in the right place, my leige! These mirth-filled monarchical wisecracks will make even the most stuck-up head of state crack a grin. Even the peasants will find some of these funny! Don't trust us? Next time you're at Buckingham palace just crack a couple of these - you'll see!
And if these aren't what One desires, then take a looksie at these legendary Latin jokes, these extravagant peacock jokes, or even this bumper pack of classic knock-knock jokes! Jokes for everyone!
Ready to enter the throne zone? Let's go!
Which king also ran a chocolate factory?
William the Wonkerer!
What is the King's taxman called?
Sir Charge!
Where do kings get crowned?
On the head!
What is a king’s favourite weather?
Hail!
How does Old King Wenceslas like his pizza?
Deep and Crisp and Even!
I hope Prince Charles is okay
Ever since King Charles came into town, I haven’t heard from the Prince at all!
Where do Kings keep their armies?
In their sleevies!
Did you know that Camelot wasn't King Arthur's castle?
It's where he parked his camels!
I'm not a fan of the new coins with King Charles' head on them...
But then I don't like change!
What's the difference between a dinosaur and a British king?
One is a T-rex, the other is a tea rex!
Once upon a time, there was a king who was only 12 inches tall
He was a terrible king, but he made a great ruler!
Why did the king go to the dentist?
To get his teeth crowned!
How did Medieval kings send messages in the forest?
Moss code!
Why was the king wet?
He was the reigning monarch!
What medieval king wrote books?
King Author!
When is a king like a piece of wood?
When it’s a ruler!
Did you hear about the King of Traffic Wardens?
He was a metre ruler!
Which king loved fractions?
Henry the 1/8!
King Arthur knighted the carpenter who made the round table
He dubbed him Sir Cumference!
What do you get when a king farts?
Noble gas!
